Oh man, I can’t believe I forgot about this one. It’s honestly so bad I must have repressed it for my own sanity. But hey, you can thank my housemate for dragging it back into the light of day, asking, “Are you ever going to write about Risotto Boy?” Yes, Risotto Boy. Jess, you helped me survive this mess 8 years ago. This disaster's dedicated to you.

You think you’ve found someone normal. One minute you're sipping wine, sharing stories, and thinking, "Wow, this is going great!"—and the next, you're worrying that your date is having some sort of medical emergency. This was the kind of date you look back on and think, "Ah, yes, I understand why you're single."

Dating apps are brutal. Judging people based on a photo and a short bio is shallow, but hey, that's the world of modern romance. And let's be honest, our thoughts while swiping aren't exactly Nobel Prize material either. I know I'm guilty of having some awfully judgmental thoughts pop into my head while scrolling through countless faces, as I'm sure others have about me. 

Have you ever met someone who seemed perfect the first time you met them, only to realise later that you might have been under some sort of temporary insanity? Like, was I drunk? Did I accidentally slip and give myself concussion? Or were they just really good at hiding their true, less-than-charming selves? It's like unwrapping a beautifully wrapped gift, only to find a half-eaten mouldy sandwich inside.

I don't understand how men can say or do such shocking things and think it will work. Surely they have to have some sort of success ratio to even attempt it? Like the naked man on How I Met Your Mother but this is so much worse. I just can't imagine how any girl could find the following scenario appealing...

Welcome, my fabulous readers, to the unpredictable world of online dating! This week, I've had the pleasure (and pain) of chatting with a variety of characters, each bringing their own unique flavour to my dating apps. 

There are traits in people that you can learn to live with, some you might even come to love. But there are some that you absolutely can't. Kevin Hart once said, "People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face". Oh Kevin, I didn't realise how spot on you were. This is the devastating story of how I got my new first date question.

Ah, being single—the freedom, the independence, the ability to watch whatever I want on Netflix without someone hogging the remote. Sounds perfect, right? Well, not quite. Despite being happily surrounded by awesome friends and a loving family, there are still some major downsides to flying solo. You see, it's not all spontaneous road trips and guilt-free ice cream for dinner. No, my friends, being single has its own unique set of challenges. So, before you get too envious of my unattached bliss, let me share with you my top 5 things I absolutely hate about being single. 

Imagine this: I’ve been on so many dates that my friends started calling me "The Serial Dater." I've seen it all—dinners, coffees, awkward silences, and too many men with the personality of a plank of wood.