When small talk feels like manual labour
I was watching Jurassic World with my mum when she, ever the romantic, turned to me and said, “You should find someone like Chris Pratt.” Oh sure, Mum—let me just pop down to Tesco and see if there’s a charming, raptor-training, emotionally available Chris Pratt hanging out by the meal deals. Great joke, honestly. Because if there’s one thing dating has taught me lately (or more accurately, the lack of dating), it’s that finding someone thats even remotely an option to date feels about as likely as surviving a dinosaur attack in heels. You’re not fooling anyone, Bryce Dallas Howard!
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